Cristiano Ronaldo: The Case Of The Missing Tattoo

The Kickette office has been on red alert since one of our eagle-eyed staffers/readers spotted this little imperfection on the otherwise immaculately tanned Cristiano Ronaldo.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ26313Ge21MuaJ8WN1WA1vm_kiRZDSpC_OlH_6pAvJSBRMbf50UswVrqA8XSNCd0cvBd2AAlRAEqe_4JkE3329o8MGj4HWsARiXREsJVfMygPjKdQ2I5Xfo7T44Smjy6LK9ecZiXO7D8/s1600/cron-tattoo-lead-getty-500x350.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="280" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ26313Ge21MuaJ8WN1WA1vm_kiRZDSpC_OlH_6pAvJSBRMbf50UswVrqA8XSNCd0cvBd2AAlRAEqe_4JkE3329o8MGj4HWsARiXREsJVfMygPjKdQ2I5Xfo7T44Smjy6LK9ecZiXO7D8/s400/cron-tattoo-lead-getty-500x350.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Now at first glance, we thought it might be a particularly badly placed, poorly executed tattoo; a concept we fully embrace being the aficionados of the stoopid, drunk, regretted tatt-filled bunch that we are.<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-34739 colorbox-34668" height="120" src="http://www.kickette.com/files/2010/08/tat-82x120.jpg" title="No tatt" width="82" />We then whiled away several hours of our *busy* lives considering various options, including baby mama scratch marks, a new Gucci body art sticker trend situ we’d yet to hear about or a variation on a gold star for good behaviour you get in school. Some sort of “Jose tramp stamp” given to his fav boys, perhaps?<br />Finally, and somewhat disappointingly, we settled on a rather more prosaic ‘erroneous bit of grass’ that had attached itself to the C-Ron shoulder during training, as confirmed by this later photo (left).<br />Bit of grass? We salute you. You have attained heights of proximity to ‘the body’ that we can only dream of.

Cristiano Ronaldo: The Case Of The Missing Tattoo

The Kickette office has been on red alert since one of our eagle-eyed staffers/readers spotted this little imperfection on the otherwise i...

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